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Why We Shouldn’t Forget About Bowe Bergdahl

He’s Coming Home

Our Frankensteinian World

Rob Ford said he’s used “every drug you can probably think of” except heroin.

Well, that’s reassuring.

Burger King is selling a special “Gay Pride Whopper”.

Just be sure to order it without the secret sauce.

He may pronounce it differently, but this is the only auto-correct suggestion that I got.

He may pronounce it differently, but this is the only auto-correct suggestion that I got.

Obama to Boehner: Go fuck yourself.

Waffle House isn’t going to serve Belgian waffles until after the U.S. vs. Belgium World Cup match. I guess when they can get free publicity they are very patriotic.